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Sooo, when are you do?" I say, unless you see a limb hanging out of her vagina, NEVER ASK THIS QUESTION!!! I have always had a little
buddah belly.( we will call it that because it sounds cuter than big fat gut). I remember when I was 17 a homeless man in Baltimore asked me when my baby was due. Fine, whatever. It doesn't usually bother me. Well, in a week two different woman have asked me the same thing. Here is the
convos:
1st time:
Stupid
Biotch One: When is your baby due?
Me: Oh, I'm not pregnant.
SBO: Oh, I'm sorry, you just really look like it.
Me: Well, I guess I can't use the excuse that I just had a baby because she just turned one.
SBO: Oh, So you just haven't lost all the baby weight yet?
Are you
friggin kidding me? Wouldn't you have just shut your big dumb mouth after I told you I wasn't pregnant.
2
nd time:
I was working ( i work at a kids clothing store once a week) and this little old lady came up to me and was frantic because she didn't know what to buy her granddaughter. I helped her pick stuff out and then when I was ringing her up I gave her a big discount. Needless to say she was thrilled and told me I was so helpful and she appreciated it
sooo much.
THEN she reached ACROSS the counter, rubbed my belly and said"good luck to you and your little one"!!!!
She is lucky that counter was there or she would have gotten a swift kick to the throat.
Who does that?
Hayden modeling her new earrings
Mason: telling us not to tell Hayden that she is drinking her juice
Kennedy modeling her new do.
Mason modeling her favorite thing in the world: her blanket. ( thanks for making it Tavia and thank you Lora for mailing it to us)
