Fun with The Blow Dryer

Have you ever...

wanted to hold someone by the ears and squeeze them so hard that their eyeballs bulge out of their sockets? No? Me either, that's weird. I was just wondering.

P.S. don't worry, I am not talking about my kids. This is a "grown up" and they deserve it. (not talking about my husband either).

Hey World...

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Thanks for kicking me when I'm down. I'm going to be bed, let's hope you can be a bit nicer tomorrow!

mason's new trick

Guess what Mason has learned to do? Take off all her clothes and her diaper. She only does it at nap time.


She thinks she is funny!
So do I!!!!

I dont get it.

You know those people whose houses are always immaculate, their kids are always clean and impeccably dressed, their own hair and make up always done. How do they do it? Why can't I be one of those people? I feel like I clean 24 hours a day and my house is always a wreck. As we speak, I have been doing laundry for the past 4 hours and I still have about 4 loads left. Laundry has got to be the WORST. CHORE. EVER. I hate carrying it to the basement, I hate putting it in the washer and then switching it to the dryer, I hate folding and I REALLY hate putting it away. I can't wait to get rich so I can pay someone else to do it for me.

Seriously?

I came across this while browsing the local college catalog. Do people really take this class? What kind of people need to take this class? Probably not the kind of person I will be tailgating with anytime soon!

Wanna Taste Something Delicious?

Try this:

Popcorn dipped in Balsamic Vinegar. HEAVEN!!!!!