OCEAN CITY, MD

SWEET!!!!!!!! I'M IN!

KENNEDYS FIRST PEDICURE!

she was mesmerized by the vibrating chair.

GOOD NEWS...

The One legged man lives! I saw him this evening as I pulled into my driveway, looking as mean as ever!!!!!

THE ONE LEGGED MAN

I haven't seen my neighbor in at least week. He is about 91 years old and only has one leg. His car hasn't moved and his grass hasn't been cut ( he has a riding mower in case you were wondering how he cuts the grass with one leg). He lives alone. The only light I have seen on in the house in the one in his sun room. But it has stayed on for at least a week. Here's the thing. He is horribly mean. I want to go check on him but I am scared he will yell at me if he is alive! What do I do? Do i ring his door bell anyway and hope like hell he doesn't chase me off his stoop while swinging his prosthetic leg at me or do I call the police and let them deal with it?

EWWWW

Kennedy: "mommy, you know what's gross?"

Me: "what's that?"

Kennedy:"when you grow black hair in spots"

WHAT? Apparently she saw someone with a crew cut who had black spots dyed on his head. Totally, not what I thought she was talking about!

IT IS A CONSPIRACY

Let me just start this off by saying how much I adore my children. I love them more than anything and feel so lucky to have them. Most of the people who read this blog are mothers and will understand and not judge what I am about to write. Let’s face it, if I really cared that much about being judged I wouldn’t have a blog posted on the internet for anyone to read.

Today, I feel like my head is going to explode if I hear “mommy” one more time. “mommy I cant find my shoe”, “mommy I want some popcorn”, “mommy Hayden isn’t sharing”, “mommy can I watch cartoons”, “mommy can you blow up my pool”, “mommy I want a drink” “mommy jkdhfuihkjbf”( that is Hayden when she talks really fast and I cant understand her). All of this within the first 15 minutes they were awake. I mean, give me a friggin break! It is taking all my strength to pour a cup of coffee instead of a shot of tequila, or 5. They have a huge playroom filled with a ton of toys and a TV. They have a 2 acre yard that they are free to run around in, they have a bedroom with super cool bunk beds and a radio, why do they insist on being shoved up my butt all day? Some days I am convinced they are trying to send me to the nut house! I need some grown up interaction, immediately!!!!!!

WHAT'S CUTER THAN CUTE?

When babies raise their short little arms over their big ol' heads!

When she falls asleep in your lap (even though you are about to piss in your pants, but she never does this so you can't bear to move her!)

Your daughter shopping for multi-cultural babies ( just like Angelina!)

Little tiny girl toes!