Perfect Mothers Day Gift

What better way to thank the mother of your children than with a nice pair of sperm earrings?

Cutest Baby EVER!!!!!!!

I am sitting here going through photos from the birthday party and I had to stop and post these. I LOVE THIS BABY!!!!!!!!! She sooooo beautiful and so happy. I could take pictures of her all day. Thanks for coming Tav, I wish we had more time together. I miss you guys and love you lots.

Happy Birthday Baby Girl!

I can't believe my first born is 5 today! This morning she told me that since she is old now she wants to call me mom instead of mommy, wants to watch the news instead of cartoons in the morning and she drank her oj out of a wine glass because she is "too big for kid cups"! Tonight, Bobby and I are taking her and a friend to Fuji for dinner. Tomorrow, we are having a party for her and Hayden with 30 of their closest friends. Sunday-mommy will be drinking herself into a coma!!!!!!!!! Her a are few pics of the last five years. Enjoy!

Newborn:

One:

Two:

Three:

Four:

And today:

waiting for Kennedy to get off the bus...

She isn't special , she just really likes baseball!

I want to blog...

really. i think about it all of the time and feel guilty that it has been over a month. i don't have anything super interesting to write about. ( i could tell you all about the biotch parent of one of the kids on my tball team but I am above that!) so, how about a few random thoughts thrown into a blog post so I can stop feeling like a lazy ass? here goes:

1. i try not to keep a lot of sweets in my house. if they are here, i will eat them all. and there is a good chance that i will eat them all in one day.

2. i have 2 empty McDonald's hot fudge sundae containers on my bedside table. there are also a few traces of caramel in them as well. see, i told you i had a problem

3. i made an appointment with my doctor because i have been working out 5 or 6 days a week for 1-2 hours a day for 3 months and haven't lost ONE SINGLE POUND!! (i have also been watching what i eat with the exception of those last couple sundaes)

4. i have been having an absurd amount of sex dreams lately. if i didn't know any better i would think i was pregnant.

5. my baby is turning 5 on Friday.

I decided to only invite our closest friends and the kids she plays with on a regular basis instead of all the kids from her class like last year. there will still be almost 30 kids here!

6. my other baby is turning 3 on may 10th. i can't believe it

7. nothing is really going on with my other baby but i felt guilty leaving her out. she is wildly funny and makes me laugh all the time. she makes this face every time i pull out my camera. oh, and she is starting to potty train. YAY!!!!!!!

8. I am amazed that people actually want to pay me good money to take pictures for them. Grateful..but amazed.

9. um, i think that's it. I have been staring at the screen for a few minutes trying to think of something else but i can't. anything you would like to share?

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Cinco de Friday

1. my new less-complicated-than-my-blackberry cellphone. I had to have the Pearl and I hated every minute of it. Yesterday I got a free"upgrade" and it is so nice!


2. Photoshop. I learn something new everyday and could spend hours upon hours playing on photoshop.


3. My new cowgirl boots. They're dope!

4. My new favorite word-"dope".

5. Your mom.